I sure don't. I have been in one for close to 4 months of my life between this and my tail and so I have mad skill in a cone. I can do just about everything I can do without, except going through the dog door. Not that I haven't tried. Heck this morning I hopped right in bed with mom and dad and put my head on the pillow just like always.
This is my first cone (or maybe 3rd, it's a little fuzzy for mom):
See the big rip down one side. That is where I forced my way through the dog door. Of course it bent in and pinched my head and dad had to rescue me but I got in!
You see all the duct tape. This holds it together and kept me from cutting my poor mom and dad to pieces. I tend to forget it sticks out so far.
So this is my new cone:
And me telling mom what I think about her taking pictures of me in it!
The nice thing about this one for mom and dad is it's not so big. It just needs to keep me from pawing at my ear rather than chewing on stuff.
Hopefully I'll be cone free in a bit more than 2 weeks! But til then, I'll just do what I always do and act like it's not there. Well that and use it as a funnel for NOMS!!!